From the deal with Iran to a meal with the Clintons — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Howls from the Obama minions as President Trump clearly plans to withdraw from Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran. Doesn’t seem like that big a deal, since Iran basically withdrew the moment they pocketed the cash Obama gave them.
“I don’t think this “Trump” guy is as big a dupe as that moron before him.”
Obama, 2012: “When I came into office the world was divided. Iran was resurgent.”
Obama, 2018: “When I left office, the world was divided. Iran was resurgent, and — wait, where was I going with this?”
South Korean President Moon Jae-In triggered the liberals this week when he noted that President Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. They hate Trump so much, some even called for NORTH Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to win the Nobel.
So what if he publicly whacks his own family members, and puts people in gulags? He’s the real hero here!
Despite the Democrat/media complex’s best efforts to bury the story, Trump’s efforts to bring peace to the Korean peninsula may well have made him the lead horse in the race for the Nobel.
To be honest, my money’s on Trump’s new Secretary of Rebounding.
Kim Jong Un’s mind was apparently made up after he caught a few minutes of comedienne Michelle Wolf’s act at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.
He knows no matter how many nukes he builds, he could never bomb like that.
President Donald Trump’s new lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, caused a commotion Wednesday night when he said Trump did know about the $130,000 payment attorney Michael Cohen made to porn star Stormy Daniels. But the furor died a quick death when it turned out, that’s not illegal.
You know what is? Rape and perjury.
If Trump did star in the Stormy Daniels saga, that establishes he’s a pig; which I’ve been saying since he began running. As ugly as that is, imagine what it says about Hillary.
America chose the “other white meat.”
NBC “news” jumped the gun — and the shark — Thursday when they reported, and then had to retract, a story about federal wiretaps of Michael Cohen’s office. Amazing they can’t figure out why we call them “Fake news.”
Not like it’s a habit for them, or anything
Still spinning their wheels, and leaks, over at Mueller investigation. After enough time and enough money to fund a major motion picture, you’d think they would have SOME evidence of Trump’s crime. Or at least, evidence that Trump even committed one at all.
Hey now! Witch hunts take time!
After 108 years, say goodbye to the Boy Scouts. The organization announced this week that they’re changing their name to “Scouts BSA,” to reflect their new omni-gender inclusion policy. I would’ve gone with “Snowflake Scouts.”
You can’t make Eagle until you get the merit badge for bedazzling.
As Trump’s approval ratings stubbornly refuse to plummet, Hillary Clinton was back this week to blame her loss on the fact that “41 percent of Democrats are socialists.”
41 percent? Wouldn’t have thought it was that low.
But the old girl isn’t done. Check out the dinner party she, Bill and Chelsea are throwing this month to boost her new mega-pac. And you can, for the low, low price of $2,500 to eat, $100,000 to eat and pose for a selfie with the Clintons.
“Onward together!” (except for the poors.)
Former First Lady Michelle Obama may not live in the White House anymore, but she ain’t giving up her hard-earned title. This week, she told a group of high school students “I’m your forever first lady.”
HA. She said “lady.”
The illegal alien-a-palooza through Central America finally reached the border with the United States this week. I thought they had to flee horrific conditions in a desperate rush, with little more than what they could carry by hand.
Maybe they coulda used some of the dough they blew on professionally-printed protest signs.
A new Reuters/Ispsos poll shows the Democrat Party is rapidly losing support among millennials. Maybe because their idea of “woke” involves a second cup of “Sanka.”
Greetings, fellow youths!
Tuesday marked May Day, a chance for hordes of leftists to take the streets to celebrate an ideology that has killed more people than the Bubonic Plague and AIDS combined.
But the t-shirts are on POINT, y’all!
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”