From Manhattan to Malibu — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Snowflakes blasted Vice President Mike Pence this week, because he loves and respects his wife; behavior which clearly confuses the people who just loved, loved, loved these guys.
“He hasn’t raped or killed a single intern.”
“Ha! What a sap!”
While the Democrats continued throwing themselves against the wall over Pence not being a pig, Pence went and cast the tie-breaking vote to open the door to states’ defunding anti-life groups like Planned Parenthood.
“Sorry snowflakes. You say something?”
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer attacked a woman during a night out at a ritzy Manhattan restaurant. Her offense? Voting for President Trump. Seems like that’s kinda why he’s minority leader, but you do you, Chuckie.
Tell me more about how Mike Pence being a gentleman is “misogynistic.”
United Kingdom Prime Minister Theresa May signed EU Article 50, serving notice to the European bureaucracy of Britain’s intent to “Brexit.”
You rule, Britannia!
With all the scratch the old crook skimmed from that One United Bank scam, you’d think Maxine Waters could score a more believable rug. Still, Bill O’Reilly should be ashamed of himself. His remark was disrespectful and crude.
James Brown deserves better.
The ghost of elections past rose this week as Hillary Clinton appeared at a left-wing rally. The old girl exhorted the mob to “resist, insist, persist and enlist!”
Delete. Defeat. Now beat it, freak.
Coming soon, from the man who invented the internet: An Inconvenient Truth 2 — ManBearPig Strikes Back!
It’s gonna make Sharknado look like an Attenborough documentary.
North Korea threatened war over people like Senator John McCain making fat jokes at the expense of their portly dictator Kim Jong Un.
“You’re not fat, Dear Leader! (That’s not food, Dear Leader.)”
At Florida’s Rollins College, a student is facing a failing grade, harassment, false police reports and even suspension for challenging a Muslim professor who claimed the crucifixion of the Savior is a “hoax.”
If this is what modern higher education has become, then maybe it should be free.
Remember Drexel University “professor” George Ciccariello-Maher? The educator who wished for a “white genocide” for Christmas is back! And this time, sharing a plane with a veteran makes him want to “vomit,” or shriek at the soldier.
Drexel University! Just $69,912 per year! Come for the racism, stay for the treason!
California Attorney General Xavier Becerra charged investigative journalists from the Center for Medical Progress with felonies for exposing Planned Parenthood’s baby parts racket. I’m sure the abortionists — who have donated heavily to his campaign coffers — are grateful.
I’m sure he’s grateful, too. The man does have kids, after all.
Check out Planned Parenthood’s new Washington headquarters, built for around $20 million. Remind me again — why do they need our tax dollars?
Enjoy the latest in comfort and style while “Doctor” Gosnell vacuums your child out of your uterus!
The millionaire’s playground of Malibu, Californistan, this week declared itself to be a criminal haven known as a “sanctuary city.” I guess being an illegal alien is a high-dollar racket. All illegals — vamos a Malibu, amirite?
“Besides, if we deport the illegals, who’s gonna trim my topiaries and skim my infinity pool?”
Pasty-faced liberals celebrated “Muslim Women’s Day” earlier this week. Women who remain enslaved by Islam seemed to enjoy it, too. At least, we think they enjoyed it.
Maybe they’ll be allowed to tell us by the next Muslim Women’s Day.
Democrats are urging President Trump to veto a House bill which would allow internet service providers to market your browsing history to advertisers. While the bill is problematic, they seemed particularly concerned.
What’s the rush? Oh, right…
Apparently, The Washington Post has its panties in a knot over the fact that President Donald Trump doesn’t have a pet. It’s not that he doesn’t like them, it’s just that Obama told him it can get tricky to leave them at home for long hours.
“Joe! The rug!”
“I tried to hold it.”
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week on the WIRE!”