From Connecticut to Californistan — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Hillary Clinton began the week much as she’d finished the last; intermittently conscious.
For the love of God, Democrats! Let her go home and enjoy whatever time she has left.
The cause of Hillary’s now-infamous 9/11 collapse went through the usual rotisserie of Democrat excuses; beginning with “heat exhaustion.” It was 79 degrees at the time.
Good thing “global warming” is a crock, or she would have been in real trouble.
According to top Hillary minion Brian Fallon, it’s no surprise Hillary got sick; since he and other senior staffers had recently been ill with “respiratory issues.”
They’re the first-ever recorded cases of “retroactive pneumonia.”
Hillary spokesholes angrily dodged questions as to whether Hillary exposed the media and her own grandchildren to any communicable diseases.
They needn’t worry. Brain damage is rarely contagious.
The old girl was back on the trail on Thursday, an incredible recovery from simultaneous bouts of pneumonia, influenza, heat exhaustion, dehydration and allergies. Her new doctor must be a real miracle worker.
Come to think of it, she was looking mostly dead.
But that doctor won’t be available to the general public. According to Hillary, “(W)e need a president who wants everyone to have quality affordable healthcare.”
If only someone had thought of that eight years ago.
The Democrats tried to cover Hillary’s possibly-terminal maladies by pointing the finger at Trump, with Senator Harry Reid mocking him as “not slim and trim.”
Health assessments by the Cryptkeeper’s older brother? What’s next, exercise tips?
Desperate to distract from Hillary’s disintegration, House Democrats demanded a vote on so-called “gun violence” prevention, including the return of their ludicrous “no fly, no buy” talking point.
If they’re willing to murder due process to protect her campaign, imagine what they’d kill for her if she won.
Hillary tried taking shots at Donald Trump’s record, asking “Will you sever ties with your company linked to foreign leaders, questionable organizations and criminals if you become president?”
Let’s ask the Saudi government, Planned Parenthood and Jeff Epstein what they think.
Chief IRS thug Jon Koskinen may have dodged the impeachment axe. House Republican plans to impeach him for his unethical methods and perjury are running into unanimous Democrat opposition.
Can’t really expect them to impeach a Democrat for being a Democrat.
Not much has changed in Nana’s old stomping grounds. Secretary of State John Kerry’s State Department allegedly funneled millions of dollars to his daughter’s personal non-profit organization.
Corruption is to Democrats as mold is to shower curtains.
Fourth Party candidate Jill Stein of the “Green” party made waves this week when she declared left-wing hate group ruler Medea Benjamin would be her choice for Secretary of State.
She hasn’t decided if she wants Bowe Bergdahl to be Secretary of the Army or Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
A new round of leaked documents reveal a Democrat Party whose corruption is exceeded only by their pathetic attempts to hide it.
The leaks also revealed former Secretary of State Colin Powell thinks Hillary is blinded by “hubris;” while her husband is still “d*cking bimbos.”
You can’t have an election involving the Clintons without a reference to Bubba’s “Lil’ President.”
The leaks included exchanges about “pay to play letters” from left wing mega-donors, in which DNC minions actually used the phrase “pay to play.”
Tourists were triggered this week in Boothbay Harbor, Maine after catching sight of a sign on private property which read “Black Rifles Matter.”
Anti-liberty “activists” think their “safe space” should cover your lawn.
Subjects of Katie Couric’s discredited anti-liberty film “Under the Gun” are fighting back, filing defamation suits against Couric and her cronies for their dishonest portrayal in the hate-filled flop.
Bad news, kids. The good guys have lawyers, too.
Under pressure from left wing hate groups, several colleges, including the University of Connecticut, have opened “black only” dormitories and other segregated areas barring white students from entry.
Why not? “Separate but equal” worked out great last time we tried it! Just ask Jim Crow!
And, a man led California Highway Patrol officers on an hours-long chase… in a tractor trailer.
Either that guy is the dumbest car thief ever, or Al Cowlings finally got his CDL.
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”