From Laos to Libya — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Awkward moment when President Barack Obama arrived in China for the G-20 summit. Seems his hosts “misplaced” the airstairs, forcing his Obama-ness to deplane through the back door amid serious tension.
“We like Barry ok. We just didn’t want the other countries to see us with him.”
Check out the stare-daggers Obama was throwing at Putin and Turkish President Erdogan during a photo-op.
“Are they talking about me? I bet they’re totally talking about me. They’re so MEAN!”
Obama didn’t fare any better one-on-one with the Russian dictator, losing a bizarre stare-down with the former KGB honcho.
“This is your ‘gangsta’ look? I was going to say: Bathroom is down there, tovarisch.”
During his Flop Around the World Tour, Obama told a Laotian audience that Americans are “lazy.”
This from a guy who has never lifted anything heavier than Bill Ayers’ memoirs.
Another week starting on a scratchy note for Hillary Clinton, as she suffered multiple coughing fits, one lasting nearly four minutes. Her campaign attributed them variously to “allergies,” among other causes.
All that hacking, you’d think she would cough up the truth.
The old girl’s “episodes” brought attention to this handler, whose identity became a curiosity until the Secret Service confirmed he’s Agent Todd Madison.
I figured he was the guy who has to wind her twice a day, or she runs down.
Hillary presented “seven ways” why Donald Trump isn’t ready to be President.
There are WAY more than seven ways you’re not ready, Hilldawg; but here’s FOUR to get you started.
Hillary knows why her campaign has struggled. It’s sexism, of course!
“But I can’t be a shrieking sociopath! I have a vagina!”
After nearly a year of silence, Hillary finally deigned to allow certain media to accompany her on her campaign.
It’s their new strategy: Bringing cheerleaders to road games.
The ridiculous fangirling by the Hillary press corps made more sense after revelations broke that tough questioners faced eviction from the flying circus.
That includes no guarantee that they’ll actually land the plane.
Hillary did admit this week that she sometimes comes off as “aloof and cold.” Kinda underselling it there, Nana!
“She creeps me the hell out, and I work for freaking Skynet!”
The worms have turned on the Today Show talking head and “notable member” of the Clinton Foundation Matt Lauer, accused by liberals of being mean to poor ol’ Hillary during the recent “Commander-in-Chief Forum.”
They’re being too hard on the guy. Steering Nana around her own bullsh*t would be tough for a REAL journalist.
South Korean reports indicate a seismic event inside their spooky northern neighbor this week which may well have been another nuclear weapons test.
Either that, or Kim Jong cake-eater fell out of his highchair again.
Senate Democrats moved to kill funding for combating the Zika virus this week, citing concerns over funding for abortion.
Priority 1: Planned Parenthood’s profit margins. Priority 2: Helping Americans not die.
Libertarian Presidential nominee Gary Johnson has never heard of Aleppo, Syria? Betcha Hillary knows where it is.
She flew over it on the way to pimp the State Department to the Saudis.
Bill Cosby headed back to court this week as legal wrangling over his various sexual assault complaints continued. Clearly, the comedian forgot the most important rule of getting away with serial rape:
Be this guy.
NFL Hall of Famer Ray Lewis decried certain NFL benchwarmers’ disrespect for the National Anthem this week. Leftists raced to social media to call Lewis “Uncle Tom” and “house n*gger.” If you SJWs really want to impress me, why not call him that to his face?
Go ahead. I’ll watch.
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”