From evidence-free convictions to Halloween restrictions — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Still no word as of press time regarding who’s behind the pseudo-bombs sent to a number of Democrat Party leaders this week, but the Democrats think they’ve already solved the case. They’re blaming President Donald Trump for the terroristic hoaxes. And we should believe them, because they’ve never gotten the wrong man before.
Is it true he read “The Anarchist’s Cookbook” in junior high? We don’t know, but we’re reporting it anyway.
I don’t want to throw gasoline on the “false flag” fires, but as of press time, there was more evidence linking the pseudo-bombs to Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Pakistani Intelligence) than there was linking them to any Republican.
That’s not grease in her hair; it’s napalm.
Not all Democrat leaders were targeted, however. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-“F-Troop”) was apparently miffed that the terrorist didn’t consider her important enough.
“I didn’t even get 1/1024th of a bomb!”
The package sent to actor Robert DeNiro was a false alarm. Instead of one of the fake bombs sent to other party heavyweights, his contained a copy of one of his recent films.
DeNiro received the only actual bomb.
While the Democrat/media complex continues to blame Trump and Republicans for the bomb scare, they’ve tried very hard to ignore how Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Eric Holder and other top liberals have all called for violence against Americans in the last weeks.
Have we considered the possibility that this is just a Democrat turning in their homework?
Following the scare, President Trump appealed to the nation for “unity.” The Democrats, likely in a nod to their violent “antifa” base, rejected his appeal.
Dems: Trump’s divisive rhetoric is tearing America apart!
Trump: How about a little unity?
Dems: F*CK YOU DIVIDER!
So, that would be a “no” on being less divisive, then?
F*CK YOU, WE SAID!
Welp, at least now we know the liberal terrorism metric:
Unknown psycho behind bomb scare which harmed no one = Trump-inspired terrorist.
Democrat Party operative opens fire on Congressional GOP baseball practice, seriously harms 6 = lone nut.
“Did Bernie get my love letter?”
As the army of Central Americans swearing to get into the United States, legally or otherwise, rolls toward us, their liberal enablers like Obama, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-wherever there’s a camera) and others demanding crackdowns on illegal aliens – back when it was politically expedient to do so.
To be fair, most Democrats can’t remember back that far.
Secretary of Defense James Mattis has signed an order to send troops to border to face down illegal alien “caravan.” Why not just send Mattis?
One mob. One Marine.
During a campaign rally in Nevada, former President Barack Obama told a mob of Democrats “Unlike some, I actually try to state facts… I don’t believe in just making stuff up. I think you should actually say to people what’s true.”
“..and then I said ‘if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor!’”
The libs hit the ceiling when President Donald Trump said he was proud to be a “nationalist.” The President of a nation swears allegiance to that nation. I can see why they’d be upset.
“Lemme get this straight; you’re gonna make AMERICA great? Not cool, man.”
If you thought the bizarre senate campaign of Texas Democrat Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke wasn’t weird enough already, check out this still from his latest “ad.” I knew the guy had trouble with the bottle, but this makes me think he’s graduated to the big-boy drugs.
Forget the chick on the stripper pole – how safe is that with “Beto” behind the wheel, given his driving record?
Tough week for celebrity porn lawyer Michael Avenatti. The infamous ambulance chaser was caught making racist remarks, is in hot water with the U.S. Senate for allegedly helping client Julie Swetnik lie to authorities, is facing judgement for trying to swindle a former partner of $4.5 million, and even got evicted from his office.
He’s gonna go from advertising at bus stops to sleeping at them.
25% of “students” claim they were “traumatized” by the results of the 2016 election and are now suffering with PTSD. 100% of people with actual PTSD claim these students are ridiculous.
Stow it, boot. Lemme show ya “traumatizing.”
Two satan-worshiping preteen girls planned to murder and eat younger students at a Florida middle school and brought butcher knives to school to enact the plan, police say. Fortunately, the attack was halted when local police turned out not to be as worthless as the Broward County Sheriff’s Dept.
Scott Israel hid in the bushes anyway, just to be on the safe side.
And, it’s Halloween! That time of year when the kiddies get dressed up to go out and collect candy by shamelessly exploiting other cultures! At least, that’s what the liberals blasting white kids for dressing like fictional characters of color, like “Moana.”
You there! White kids aren’t allowed to like “The Rock.”
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”