From Bill and Hillary’s roadshow to misspelling words you know — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Coming soon: Bill and Hillary Clinton’s “An Evening with the Clintons” tour; where you’ll be treated to “an intimate conversation” with the Democrat Party’s King and Queen.
And they’re still not going to Wisconsin.
In a possible preview of their upcoming campaign, Hillary declared “if (the Democrats) are fortunate enough to win back the House and/or the Senate, that’s when civility can start again.” I feel like there’s another group that operates like that…
Alexa, define “protection racket.”
The old girl also said the claims of sexual assault against Bubba are nothing like the stories which turned the Kavanaugh confirmation into a sideshow.
Nana Hilldawg is right. Bill actually did it.
Think Hillary’s call for more violence against Americans was a bad idea? Disgraced ex-Attorney General Eric Holder got into the specifics, calling for liberals to physically assault Americans. Uh, I bet I speak for quite a few Americans when I say “Yo, EX-Attorney General: come get some.”
“Don’t worry, Barry. The Sinaloa Cartel owes me a few favors, I’ll get them to do it.”
New rule, kids. We’re not allowed to call groups of violent, noisy, Democrats “mobs” anymore.
In the interest of lexicological accuracy, the new term will be “steaming piles.”
Liberals were quick to don their tinfoil hats when U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Nikki Haley announced she would be resigning from her position, effective the end of the year. It’s not that complicated, guys. She just wants to rest up before she destroys whichever poor sap the Democrats nominate in 2024.
I hope it’s Warren. At least then one of candidates would be an Indian.
Liberal heads exploded Thursday when Kanye West attended a White House ceremony for the signing of the Music Modernization Act. Democrat spokesholes referred to the entertainment impresario as a “minstrel,” a “prop” and even a “dumb negro.” The Democrat stretch run strategy: violent and racist.
“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.”
The libs were further incensed by West’s use of profanity during the Oval Office photo-op.
Not even close to the most inappropriate thing to happen in that place.
Some even took to questioning West’s sanity. Putting aside the fact that nobody called Jay-Z and Beyonce crazy for kicking it in the Oval with the leader of the free world, I doubt “saw him on CNN” is a strong basis for a diagnosis.
They got their medical degrees by watching reruns of Grey’s Anatomy.
Kanye wasn’t the only unauthorized black man in the White House to chill with the president. NFL legend Jim Brown also attended the festivities, although the Democrats were less butthurt about his presence.
Probably because Brown can still kick all their asses one-handed.
Overheard at the swearing-in ceremony for Associate Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh: “I tell you what; I can really sympathize with this guy. Know what I mean, Ruth? Ruth? Ruth?”
“Sorry, I was just contemplating what Amy Barrett will look like in my seat. Also, I’m 900 years old.”
Less than a week after the swearing-in, and just like I predicted, the Dems left their equipment on the battlefield.
Used Ford for sale. High miles, high maintenance.
Following the Kavanaugh vote, disgraced former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Susan Rice suggested she’s considering getting revenge on Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) by challenging her for her seat. That feeling when the fact that Rice isn’t a Maine resident isn’t the stupidest part of her “candidacy.”
She’d serve “with honor and distinction.”
Even before Hurricane Michael roared into the Florida Panhandle and the Southeast, doing tremendous damage, the global warmists were gleefully parroting their pseudo-science mumbo-jumbo.
May the Lord someday grant me the joy a warmist feels when they’re watching someone’s house get destroyed.
New York City Mayor Bill Deblasio signed a new ordinance into law this week, officially allowing residents to identify themselves as a third gender, “X.”
Male, female and whatever the hell Bill is. Birdman or something.
Jackson Kosko, the Democratic Party operative who worked for Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D – Mars or is it the Moon?) was denied bail this week after being charged with doxxing Republican lawmakers.
Jackson-Lee will be allowed to remain free, however.
And, the United Kingdom’s state-run media outlet, the BBC, asked viewers this week “Should women be spelled womxn?
That’s just dumb. Jxst dxmb? Am I dxing this rxght?
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying, “See you next week, on The WIRE!”